17 Aug 2022

Multi-Ministry Morrison's Secret Dictatorship


Long-term idiot Scott Morrison tells us as recently as yesterday he couldn't remember becoming ghost treasurer or minister for home affairs. This is implausible, in reality it appears Morrison was ready to become Australia's first dictator under the cover of COVID.

Today's Shovel


There are heaps of ScoMo cartoons out there today.

It's a miracle Morrison was prevented from turning himself into an absolute dictator. He is that much of a megalomaniac.

8 Aug 2022

Vladimir Putin - Classic Small Man Syndrome

 The short guy should be behind bars

By coincidence the girl to the right of basket player Brittney Griner is 5' 7" tall, the same height as Vladimir Putin. Brittney Griner is 6' 9".
It's a big height difference, but to psychologists thats normal for the small men who invade other countries. The Napoleon complex was named after Emperor Napoleon who was also 5' 7" . He devoted his career to invading other countries including Egypt. He also attempted to invade Russia.

Sure enough John Howard who invaded Iraq based on fake intelligence hits the scales 5' 7".
The small man syndrome - invasion paradox is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to psychology. 

9 Years For Less Than A Gram Of Cannabis Oil

Putin on the other hand has murdered tens of thousands of Ukrainian civilians, shot down a commercial aircraft, caused a humanitarian disaster in Syria and murdered or imprisoned many Russians while struggling to stay in power.

4 Aug 2022

This Is What A Liberal 'Power Couple' Looks Like

Stuart Ayres resigned as NSW deputy premier because it appears he was doing too much for 'Pork' Barilaro's career. Stuart is in a 'power' relationship with ex-minister for foreign affairs Marise Payne. Did Ayres became 'fixated' with helping Barilaro?

24 Jul 2022

Statistical Predictions For The World Economy


Are you an Australian sick of the fake news coming out of Kerry Stokes bulldozer shed, Peter Costello's mirrored drawing room and the Murdoch Monastery of Evil?

The Population Bomb

China and India are neck to neck on the home straight to annihilation with 2,858 million hungry, confused humans straining to survive. Next is the US, an 'advanced' nation that has crippled itself by being unable to tell psychopaths from normal human beings. They trained psychologists just so people could ignore them?

4th, 5th and 8th are the Sunni superstates that have declared Islam the national religion and grafted primitive Sharia law into their legal systems. Most of their people are obliged to visit Mecca at least once in their lifetimes and throw stones at a big rock. Just like stoning people eh Wahid? Don't ever expect any compassion or intelligence from anyone from these countries. As a bonus, Pakistan is the most interbred nation on Earth with arranged marriages to family members being normal. Just to prove how pathetic humans are, the interbred idiots have nuclear weapons. 

Filling-out the top 10 are Brazil, Nigeria, Russia and Mexico. In other words, totally corrupt dictatorships, narco states and places you will never visit even if you could.

At the present all of the top 10 are bankrupt or totally collapsed economically which is the same thing.

Tasmania's 'closest trading partner' Communist China has financially collapsed and has the military in tanks keeping people away from banks that have stolen their life savings. Parasitically, China is raping the Tarkine rainforest and pumping Savage River magnetite directly to the Communist Chinese and North Korean ammunition factories. Generations of brain-dead and inebriated Australian politicians couldn't see an issue with that and the Communist's took them to the cleaners.

We predict it's just a matter of time before Australians feel more pain than COVID ever gave them. 

12 Jul 2022

Aussie Media Cover-Up Chinese Run On The Banks

UPDATE. China sends-in tanks to scare protestors ripped-off by insolvent Chinese banks

Chinese banks like Henan are claiming bank savings deposits were 'investments' and are refusing to cash-out savings accounts. Obviously, 'Fat Snake' Xi Jinping has been inspired by insipid 'Small Man Syndrome' Putin to use military force to prop-up his failed system. 

Can anyone name one communist state that is not a dictatorship? Put it in the comments below.

We have just viewed shocking footage of Chinese Communist Party thugs violently attacking Chinese citizens trying to withdraw their savings from a number of banks in China.

The banking problems stem directly from the collapse of developer 'NEvergrande' and the collapse of the Chinese property market generally. The real source of the problem is the Communist Party trying to walk both sides of the capitalist-communist street and ending-up in a miasma of conflicting and corrupt policies.

Above. Chinese trying to get their savings out of banks with no money before the thugs arrived.

Above. Communist Party thugs (police and plainclothes) arrive and literally start bashing heads. This is confronting video but why didn't Kerry Stokes and the 7 Network show it? We understand Stokes has been selling Cat bulldozers in China for many years. Of course the bulldozers also go to North Korea to make long range missile sites. Can Stokes confirm none of his dozers go to North Korea or Russia?

We don't see or watch any Murdoch media so can't confirm Rupert and co are not also covering up the economic collapse of history's biggest communist state. As for Costello's 9 network, they are in Liberal lifestyle land and appear hypnotized by the Perrottet cartel.

Apparently this will probably get worse for Chinese banks. Could the contagion spread here? We bloody well hope not.

We can confirm the Tasmanian 'woodchip conveyor belt' to China is unaffected so far. Maybe they print money with the Aussie woodchips rather than just blow COVID infected noses on 40,000 years of native forests.

7 Jul 2022

Meet The Guy Responsible For Keeping Varroa Mite Out of NSW


Dugald William Saunders (left) is the National Party Minister for Agriculture in NSW. Dugald's is responsible for biosecurity in NSW. After the many blunders conservative governments inflicted on Australia as a result of COVID, we all need to keep watch on the people we pay to keep us safe. Often their own issues seem much more important than the fate of those they wanted to represent. At the top of the list is contagious diseases and plant and animal biosecurity.

Interesting Duggald is a National Party guy because they get more donations from the coal industry than the other parties (and tobacco industry). Sadly, varroa destructor appears to have entered Australia through the Worlds largest coal terminal of Newcastle NSW. 

Coincidence? We may never know but just how far varroa gets is of critical importance to the nations food security. Maybe Dugald doesn't understand that? We will be watching it very, very closely and naming names whenever we can. The broken conservative system running in this country needs to be reformed.

28 Jun 2022

What Is Guy Barnett Doing For Tasmania?


Guy Barnett recently turned 60 so it's time to look at what he has achieved for Tasmania after decades on the public payroll.

We see Guy working hard protecting Communist Chinese mining companies in Tasmania from Tasmanians. He greenwashes a Brazilian fish farmer involved in alleged tax evasion and relies on an undersea electricity connector that's in receivership to push-up electricity prices. He presided over totalitarian laws that imprison Tasmanians for standing-up against Communist Chinese exploitation of Tasmania. It's as if Barnett is not a Tasmanian and doesn't actually live here.

Let's take a look at industries mis-managed by Barnett? Marinus Link, fish farms, wind turbines, forestry and housing availability.

Marinus Link Right now Barnett claims our electricity will skyrocket because an old copper cable under Bass Straight, that happens to be in receivership, connects us to the 'national grid'. This is a big lie. One cable exposing Tasmania to global geopolitical forces and Barnett hasn't got the intelligence to turn it off? It looks more like Barnett is using Tasmanian electricity users to fund Marinus Link.

Hydro Tasmania and Barnett struggled to operate the Basslink cable so why will Marinus Link be any different? How much of our current bills is paying for Hydro Tasmania's blunders?

Our hydro was built by Tasmanians for Tasmanians in the 1950's, not for every free-loading share-trader on the planet. Marinus Link is unneeded and unwanted in Tasmania. Tasmanian households already subsidise a number of multinational-owned electro-metallurgical plants while Barnett hides the price of the cheap electricity they buy. How many millions (or billions) of people does Guy Barnett think Tasmania is capable of supporting?

Barnett claims he is 'putting downward pressure on electricity prices'. What downward pressure? None. Liberal voters in Tasmania, look at your Aurora bill and realize you voted for the people that are sending you into poverty.

Fish Farms Huon Aquaculture, our second largest fish farmer was bought by Brazilian meat producer JBS in 2021.  JBS are the biggest seal killers in Tasmania and use explosives to kill them. Of course that is legal in Tasmania. JBS are currently under investigation by the Australian Tax Office for tax evasion. Enablers like Barnett want to spread fish pens right around Tasmania and they don't even know why. Has aquaculture revenue ended ambulance ramping and emergency wait times? It hasn't.

Wind Turbines Back in 2014, Hydro built massive wind turbine farms and sold them to Communist China. The documentation is now being covered-up on this deal. Was it put to tender? There is widespread opposition to Barnett's 'battery of the nation' spin. Nobody here wants offshore corporates degrading our tourist hot spots with wind turbines. And why are so many of them communist-owned?

How have the giant turbine farms helped Tasmania? The 'battery of the nation' has to stay warm burning firewood while Guy Barnett inexplicably keeps the lights on in Sydney and Melbourne. If Barnett was a fair-minded person he would buy rooftop solar for the same price his government sells it.  

Communist-owned turbines at Woolnorth (also Communist-owned)

Forestry The logging of public forests is done by the state government through a front company called STT. The logs are divided-up on quality and the majority by volume is classed as 'pulp wood'. The bulk of Tasmania's forest harvest is pulp wood. This is converted to wood chips.  75% of wood chips are exported to Communist China. 

Barnett's government is on the take from the Communist dictatorship that invaded Tibet, turned Hong Kong into a police state and supports the invasion of Ukraine. The same thugs that crippled the Australian economy with COVID. China is at war with democracy yet somehow Guy Barnett missed all of that.

Interestingly, ideologues like Barnett can only join the dots in one direction. 

EG. Barnett pretends the Bob Brown Foundation poses a bigger threat than the invasions of Tibet, Hong Kong and Ukraine, given that he sided with communist Chinese owned MMG in the Tarkine. NATO declared China is a threat while Barnett regards then as an ally. 

Barnett also missed the fact all Communist Chinese companies are controlled by the Communist Party. Look at how Alibaba founder Jack Ma disappears regularly so the party thugs can bring him back into line? You could say Guy Barnett is 'pro-communist' while pretending to be on the same side as Vietnam War vets.

On forestry, they actually think carbon stored in a wood chip lasts forever. Tasmania's carbon neutral claim is a lie.

A 'pro-communist' Minister for Veterans Affairs is responsible for Korean and Vietnam War veterans?

Housing We understand it is impossible to rent a house in Tasmania today. The Liberal government don't even know how they got here. Barnett appears to be  outsourcing accommodation to religious charities funded by the state. Given these charities pay no tax, this could be a scam to redirect state revenue to groups who will lobby for Barnett's re election next time round. 

'Government Business Enterprises' - The Truth 

Here is a list of Tasmanian government business enterprises. These quasi-corporations pay no tax and are public servants that answer to people like Guy Barnett. GBE's generate million$ annually but where does the money go? 

The state is always crying poor and even before COVID was unable to provide basic education and medical services. The GBE's are a giant black hole of lost money with no accountability other than budget estimates one day a year.


It's possible China is close to economically controlling Tasmania with Guy Barnett acting as a local agent. However you look at it, 'Bill-shock Barnett' does not act for Tasmanians. The fact he presides over multiple instances of Communist Chinese expansionism across his portfolios, and there is an active cover-up of the scale of this expansionism, indicates there is much more at play than the pubic is aware of.

10 Jun 2022

According To Putin Aborigines Should Invade Australia


We recommend reading Putin's justifications for invading Ukraine. Putin claims that because a Russian Czar (allegedly 'royalty') captured Ukraine from Sweden 350 years ago, Putin has a right to invade the country today. This is flaky logic. It means the Neanderthals who occupied Russia 31,000 years ago should still be running the country. Putin must be a descendant of Russian Neanderthals due to his lack of a rational brain.

Collapse Of The Soviet Union

The former superpower was replaced by 15 independent countries: Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, and Uzbekistan. Some of these countries are puppet states but some are not. To reverse history, Putin is going to be at war for centuries to come.

"In the run-up to the launch of what Russia calls its “special military operation”, Putin blamed Vladimir Lenin, the founder of the Soviet Union, for creating Ukraine on what Putin said was historically Russian territory, and for planting the seed of the USSR’s eventual collapse." 

This displays how unhinged Putin's thinking is. He blames the founder of the USSR for destroying the USSR. Putin is not making sense.

Trump's Failed Coup In The USA

Somebody else who can't deal with history is Donald Trump. We believe Trump should be behind bars for the rest of his life for mounting a coup against the US government. Trump entered a Presidential election voluntarily and then throw a tantrum at the result. What he did next was criminal anarchy. The fact Australian Liberals actually supported this piece of garbage shows what a clear and present danger political psychopaths are. Perhaps the 'christian lobby' that supports these psychopaths is worse?

Donald Trump minions attempting to overthrow the government.

27 May 2022

Global Financial Crash And Wrapping-Up 9 Years Of The LNP

We follow Stoic Finance reports from London that cover fluctuations in the global markets. 

The trend at Stoic is to highlight the negativity and insanity of the markets. It's very volatile at present and there are multiple negative forces impacting trade and investment. All the indicators of a bubble peaking and a crash underway are there.


Morrison becomes a backbencher

Like the majority of Australians we were not sad to see the end of the Morrison government. They really were the the worst government in Australia's history. While often pretending to be religious, the fake conservatives were having sex orgies in the parliament house prayer room. That's where 9 years of Liberal government ends-up WTF?

The Australian public never got the truth on these goons. The level of criminality was astonishing. Check out Dutton's cocaine-dealing mates in the car importation business that the corrupt Aussie media that chose to cover-up? Where was Stokes and Costello?

The Morrison Clocks

Because of an alleged rape in Morrison's defense office, we set-up online clocks to show how Morrison was lying to the Australian people and covering-up alleged crime. How many gutless Australian public servants helped Morrison cover-up other alleged crimes?

Morrison knew the identity of an alleged 'Parliament House rapist' but kept it from the AFP and the public for 868 days. This was possibly a criminal offense on Morrison's part.

Morrison must of had a reason for covering it up, yet went through the taxpayers-funded charade of holding an inquiry into when his office became aware of an alleged rape. The inquiry ran for well over a year yet failed to discover 'when we knew'.

Lastly, the clowns actually had an inquiry into if members of parliament can accept secret donations from anonymous sources. As if? The corrupt half wits thought cash in brown paper bags is legit?

So the clocks stopped today. Hopefully we won't have to re-instate one but who knows?



Right. The 3 media amigos have 3 years to wonder why they are so out of touch with Australia.  


22 May 2022

The 'Sports-Based Penetcostal Fascist' Is No Longer PM

The World needs to be on the lookout for old men with serious mental issues. Probably, over time testosterone starts rotting the brain - look at Trump, Putin and Morrison? In our view Scott Morrison killed the Great Barrier Reef and almost took Australia back to the Dark Ages for no rational reason.

thanks to the Shovel

We are based in Bass where Bridget Archer was returned. Northern Tasmanian electorates are easy to manipulate with the government constantly funding distilleries and bars for them. Tasmanians suffer from 'peer conformity' and like to be collectively lied to as a bloc.

In Bass and Braddon the Libs won the battle but lost the war. They elected representatives who will be stuck in opposition for 3 years. It shows the lies Tasmanians are fed. We were bombarded with TV adds about the threat of the Greens while the rest of the country turned teal. Liberal propaganda is both evil and color blind. Look at your own sick coalition Liberals - Barnaby Joyce WTF?

We were bombarded with phone polling but only on land lines and never on mobiles. We raised this issue 3 years ago and we bet they are still not listening. To save money pollsters only ring land lines and people hang-up or they get people who have lost the plot. Of course their polling is garbage. Example. Nobody in Tasmania knows about 'teal' because we only know about seals. They steal valuable salmon from our sustainable green fish pens lovingly owned by Brazilian seal-killers. They provide so many jobs we have to import Pacific Islanders to fill them.

Finally. what happens to the brain of a lifelong Liberal voter? Are they all on a journey to dementia by selectively filtering-out reality? That's our theory.

18 May 2022

Use Your Retirement Assets To Push House Prices Even Higher

Why does a 54 year old think he should play sport with 8 year olds? 

When the corrupt pentecostal ran out of election scams like sports rorts, he turned to your retirement assets to hang-on to power. The Liberals wrote-up a trillion dollar debt so how will they fund all the old age pensions now that super assets have been transferred to the overheated housing market?

This from the idiot who invented RoboDebt, sold the Port of Darwin, ignored Chinese military bases in the Pacific and thought there was a 'gas-fired recovery' from COVID-19.

Soon, Morrison's self indulgent 6 month long election campaign will draw to a close.....>

Morrison claims he is a bulldozer.

Presidential style field goal from you know who.

Deputy presidential-style alcohol-dependence from you know who.

11 May 2022

Morrison - All Armageddon And No Future


Picture above from 2019 @ G20 Japan. Of course, Armageddon-obsessed Morrison didn't mention the destruction of the Amazon Rainforest, when 'laying hands' on Bolsonaro

Morrison looks more like he has met the love of his life. How many missed opportunities were in the lost 'Morrison years'?

Here in Bass we have Liberal Bridget Archer having a go at getting another 3 years for the Pentecostal clown. The Liberals totally bungled the pandemic with people still in hospital and still getting infected, even when they are highly vaccinated. The death toll today is actually higher than in 2020.

Clive Palmer's outfit is shamelessly targeting single digit IQ voters with promises like 'end loneliness'. They usually get a few votes and some preferences to help Morrison destroy more of Australia. Like the Great Barrier Reef. Morrison is actually destroying an entire tourism industry and Channel 7 and Channel 9 can't get enough of the bleaching.

We are not pro-Labor either. Part of the reason Australia has the most corrupt government in it's history is the weak opposition. They failed to identify pro-Communist China media barons like the owner of the 7 Network who makes a fortune selling Cat bulldozers to China. Labor also failed to expose kickbacks from Morrisons's Scorpene submarine fiasco. Everywhere these submarines were sold governments were in on the kickbacks. In Australia, Peter Costello owner of 9 Entertainment was somehow paid even though he knows nothing about submarines..

We need a Federal ICAC but the last people on Earth to introduce it will be Scott Morrison and Clive Palmer.