In a major escalation of the 4 year long 'special military operation' that has killed 1.5 million Russians, Vladimir Putin has proposed a threesome with Donald J Dump and Xi Jinping.
'A threesome is the only way I can stop invading Ukraine' the Communist Dictator who came to power during the collapse of the USSR told local media.'With the US mid-term elections focusing on communism, this would be an ideal time for Donald to rehab his image after getting kicked down the road by Iran' Putin added.
'When Zelensky took down online banking and Grindr I realized we could not afford to lose any more datacenters' Putin told Russian state media in Moscow today.
US Holds A 'Reverse Election' To Decide The Fate Of Ukraine
A reverse election happens when people are told to vote AGAINST somebody rather than FOR somebody. As the personality cult centered on a geriatric with multiple mental disorders disintegrates, voters are left to ponder incredible contradictions.
Such as....
Why do I need a driver's license to drink coffee and look at my phone in a self driving car? Thanks Chris Norlund.Why does the President have an armed guard just to discuss who is changing his diaper?
Why does 'making America great' involve making somewhere else un-great?Why are countries convicted of war crimes that carry-out genocide and atrocities so important in making America great? Why is a 'nasty' country like Canada worse than a war criminal country?Why even go in an election if the results have to be so heavily manipulated to make it look like somebody won?
This one is easy to understand. The Brits want to keep oil flowing to their economy by attacking the people who are attacking the pipelines that avoid the blockade that was imposed by both sides in the war over Jewish penises being chosen by god rather than Islamic penises.
Irony. The Nobel prize committee must be smarter than Infantile at FIFA? Why not a 'Nobel Hate Prize' to help psychopaths feel inclusive?
MAGA = super dopey. The World should boycott the Communist USA?


























































