Multi-Ministry Morrison's Secret Dictatorship

 

Long-term idiot Scott Morrison tells us as recently as yesterday he couldn't remember becoming ghost treasurer or minister for home affairs. This is implausible, in reality it appears Morrison was ready to become Australia's first dictator under the cover of COVID.

Today's Shovel

 

There are heaps of ScoMo cartoons out there today.

It's a miracle Morrison was prevented from turning himself into an absolute dictator. He is that much of a megalomaniac.