Advanced Hat Signaling In The Dump Regime

Dump Covers-Up His Massive Mistakes With Another Hat

The 2028 hat is a diversion. It's an illegal run for a 3rd term by an 82 year old idiot. He's hoping everyone forgets 'Liberation Day' when Dump crashed the Global economy and lost a huge trade war with China without China lifting a finger.

 

 

George III

Dump will be 79 in a few weeks and is already having serious mental issues. In 2028 Dump will be 82. There was a historic precedent for a mentally ill leader and it was George III who went stark, raving mad while on the British throne. He was quietly replaced.

To stand in 2028 Dump will break the 22nd Amendment of the US Constitution. Rather than presenting his mental illness as an asset, why not legally change the Second Amendment so children are not shot in schools due to a 1791 rule? Why not ensure firearms sold to urban Americans meet 1791 specifications?

 

Policy Hat Signaling

It's interesting the Dump presidency uses hats for policy signaling at all levels of the regime? Dump himself was the main driver of this childish method of communication with his 'Trump Store Headware' products.

some of the big hat range at Trump Store

Elitism within the Dump administration is often displayed by a new hat like Elon Musk's 'Trump Was Right About Everything'. This hat trickled-down to the followers and was publicly revealed in the Oval Office. (covered below.) Musk then vocally disagreed with this hat displaying his privileged position in the regime.

Above. This hat's simplistic message is the opposite of 'Liberation Day' when Dump stupidly crashed the global economy and got in a trade war with China that he lost. The fact Dump is mostly wrong about everything lead to the departure of Musk who called Dump's trade advisor 'Peter Retarrdo'. If that came out as a hat would it be defamatory or not?

Notice how hat signaling has spread to Canada? For the psychologists out there you have an evolving form of delusional behavior to investigate. Is an elaborate and expensive hat inversely proportional to the owner's actual status within the regime?

MAGA Mood Hats

Maybe your biorhythms are at a low point or you have been slammed on X by Elon for forgetting today's doctrine? Why not choose a low-key pastel hat based on how you feel? POTUS has no concept of emotions but Fox News could present them in an infomercial about Dump's imaginary achievements. That's the only known way of communicating with the 'functionally illiterate' Dump.

 

Nothing Says 'I'm Stepping Back' Like Cheese

Whats with the cheese hat? Musk was slapped-down in Wisconsin after spending $20million trying to buy the election of anti-abortionist Republican Brad Schimel to the Supreme Court. Elon took too much ketamine and lost touch with reality. Cheeseheads are Wisconsin state baseball fans. This marked the end of Musk's pathetic manipulation and conflict of interest at DOGE.