Putin Suggests A Threesome With Presidents Of China And The US

In a major escalation of the 4 year long 'special military operation' that has killed 1.5 million Russians, Vladimir Putin has proposed a threesome with Donald J Dump and Xi Jinping.

'A threesome is the only way I can stop invading Ukraine' the Communist Dictator who came to power during the collapse of the USSR told local media. 

'With the US mid-term elections focusing on communism, this would be an ideal time for Donald to rehab his image after getting kicked down the road by Iran' Putin added.

'When Zelensky took down online banking and Grindr I realized we could not afford to lose any more datacenters' Putin told Russian state media in Moscow today.