Deport You Later Alligator, Get No Trial Crocodile.

Alligators To Do Security Around Mentally Disabled President's Concentration Camp

We recommend a Ben Meidas video on the Alligator Alcatraz opening. Ben called it 'Trump has COGNITIVE MELTDOWN at Presser'

Ben's right, this presser in a shed at Ochopee Florida was textbook geriatric dementia. Dump covered his favorite topics like 'groceries, the most beautiful word in the dictionary' and the water pressure in taps, pipes, washing machines and dish washers.

Apparently the word 'groceries' which have doubled in price in 6 months is as beautiful as the word 'tariffs' which are now crippling the US economy. All muttered by an old man in a 'Gulf of America' cap who should have been institutionalized a decade ago. 

Dump looks like an aging inmate of a locked ward rambling about eggs, dishwashers and the IQ of his opponents. Then he used his drink bottle to explain what happens to water in a dishwasher.

In this disjointed presser, Dump explained how farmers are now the decision makers on which immigrants are criminally insane prison escapees or hard working farm workers. ICE dragging farm workers out of fields left empty grocery shelves but who could have predicted that? Especially a geriatric who has never bought groceries in his life.

So the threat posed by immigrant farm workers is only a perception? At least employing alligators as concentration camp security guards will free-up billion$ to rebuild the Qatar gift plane and renovate the original Alcatraz.

Dump needs somewhere to house the ICE-kidnapped farm workers that are doubling the price of groceries.