The Launceston Examiner - Catalano's Garbage Newspaper

UPDATE.

 

HEEELP The Examiner is begging for financial assistance - after being the Liberals cheer squad for decades they are going broke. Paper too expensive or so they say. Why weren't they recycling paper or was that too GREEEN? So much for 'Strong Economy' it was just lies.

Anthony Catalano from Byron Bay calls his newspapers 'Community Media'. If you look at the crippled and divided 'communities' of regional Australia you can see why this is a lie.

April 30 2022, and this is what Catalano's Examiner looks like. Fake 'community' media are paid by a local politician to cover it in advertising and they want you to pay to read it? The Examiner would love to charge you for junk mail in your letterbox.

And the lies. Archer (many Tasmanian politicians are called 'Archer') claims a 'strong economy' and a 'stronger future'. She thinks a One Trillion Dollar debt is a strong economy and they are still printing money because it's now almost worthless. The country is actually bankrupt. 'Stronger future' is a lie as our future has never looked weaker and bleaker. Never-ending climate change, disasters and constantly mutating viruses is a 'strong future'?

They wouldn't know anything about the future. At least Archer can read and write, many Tasmanians can't.

Morrison announces a $10 sign

Here's the idiot crew re-announcing a hydrogen hub, tech that uses obscene amounts of electricity to free hydrogen from water. Unfortunately on the same day we are told our electricity will rise a 100% due to the war in Ukraine. Woodchip salesman Guy Barnett actually squirmed when Morrison told us that. Barnett knows Tasmania had 100% hydro electricity before they started selling it to the mainland.

With Morrison making hydrogen it will be powered by Queensland coal and sold as 'green energy'. Meanwhile the clueless Liberal attack ads constantly vilify the Greens because they are interested in the future of the human race. The truth is the hydrogen hub will be subsidized by stolen firewood from native forests. That's because many Tasmanians can't afford to heat their homes with electricity now let alone in their 'stronger future'.

 The garbage Examiner wants you to pay to see 'branded content' on the front page like a riveting article on funeral homes. They have been running the same thing for weeks. The Liberals totally mismanaged the last pandemic because they opened everything up just as the virus mutated to it's most transmissible form. A big win for the funeral industry. Luckily, many Liberal politicians own their own funeral company.

The death notices in the Examiner are free to read. Anthony Catalano from Byron Bay couldn't charge people to advertise their loved ones dying, and then charge people to read the death notices. It should be possible eh Anthony?

And there is the problem. A few dishonest politicians is enough to degrade our society into a cynical exercise in collective psychopathy. For example: Why hasn't Anthony Catalano and the crippled Examiner ever done an expose on RoboDebt? Or the non-existent submarines that Peter Costello was paid millions of taxpayer dollars in so-called consultants fees?