17 Oct 2018

The Hodgman-Courtney-Whittington Trade Mission To China

In September 2018, Premier Will Hodgman and Primary Industries Minister Sarah Courtney led a delegation to China. Will Hodgman had to take 3 days off parliament because he thought representing China was more important than representing Tasmania. Also on the trip was Dr John Whittington, head of DPIPWE  who was allegedly in a relationship with his boss Sarah Courtney.
Today we see Hodgman fending-off questions about the relationship in parliament.

Yet again, Hodgman will be holding a navel-gazing inquiry into his own government.
Problem. Hodgman  and Courtney are unable to conclude an inquiry anyway so why have one? Hodgman is still investigating his ex-mining minister Adam Brook's company emails. 2 years ago in June 2016, Hodgman announced a two-week audit by the Crown Solicitor of the emails to consider if there was a conflict of interest.
Nothing happened.


Falling in love while covering-up the deaths of 16 prize polo ponies
Courtney and alleged partner Dr Whittington were supposed to be investigating the deaths of 16 prized polo ponies gassed to death on the Spirit of Tasmania
That happened over 8 months ago. The owner of the ponies has lodges a $639,000 dames claim against TT Line and Qube Holdings. We can guess how this will end. A fat cheque will be handed-over on the steps of the court house.
Just like the hefty payout over the 'Cricket Tasmania Abortion Sacking' caused by some loose cannon in Will Hodgman's office.

So whose money did Cricket Tasmania use to payout Angela Williamson?
It was Tasmanian taxpayers money of course. "Cricket Tasmania receives a $560,000 grant each year from the state government that has been unchanged for a number of years".
Will Hodgman has been riding the gravy train for too long. It's time for a change of government in Tasmania.

12 Oct 2018

Liberals Plan To Flood Tasmania With Asians

Previously we covered the criminal activities of China in Australia. Now we find most of Australia's immigrants are from India and China. How did the two overpopulated behemoths manipulate the hapless Liberals into letting them flood Australia in such huge numbers?

October 2018 and acting PM Scott Morrison and immigration minister Alan Tudge are both talking of forcing new arrivals to settle in rural areas for 5 years. This is because 86% of migrants are squashing themselves into cities, mostly Sydney and Melbourne.

This plan specifically refers to Tasmania.

Tasmanian premier Will Hodgman is 100% locked-on to this policy. Hodgman has been groomed by ruthless Chinese dictator Xi Jinping to implement Chinese policy in Tasmania. Do you think we are joking?

Life-long Chinese dictator grooming Will Hodgman
Will Hodgman has made many trips to China and has just taken a week off parliament to spend more time in his adopted country.
Hodgman wanted to be in China while the Tasmanian health system imploded. Hodgman cannot comprehend China is an unsustainable, hostile, rogue state. Put simply, India and China are reproducing themselves into oblivion and they will take millions of innocent people down with them.

China has just arrested the head of the global law enforcment agency Interpol yet lawyer Will Hodgman failed to notice? Obviously Hodgman is so compromised by China he can't understand that Interpol is fighting global drug cartels, weapons trafficking and organised crime. And that's just a slice of the action. The main game is infiltrating and then controlling all of the West's defense and technology capabilities using covert methods such as this:
"a specialist unit of the People's Liberation Army secretly slipped computer microchips into the servers being manufactured by an American company, SuperMicro Computer Inc Servers are the heart of the internet."


The China-Tasmania relationship is total exploitation. They have 1,400 MILLION people, yet tiny Tasmania is forced to destroy our unique ecology just to keep the hordes in toilet paper.
Hodgman is also selling China huge chunks of Tasmania, but what will they do when they get here?
They will take over. But first they will start fighting the Indians that Morrison will also flood-in to Tasmania.



Hodgman and Morrison represent the same imperialist regime that committed an almost complete genocide of Tasmania's original people. Nether has ever apologized for the genocide yet they want to flood Tasmania with Asians from the 2 most over-populated countries on Earth. Why? We all know conservatives have very limited IQ's so we are sure they can't answer that question.

Maybe they think that a lot of Indians and Chinese will defend us from a lot of Indians and Chinese? That's how smart Liberals are.
We don't want tens of thousands of Asians in Tasmania. We also no longer want half-wit Liberals destroying Australia around us.

7 Oct 2018

Neanderthal State Conference Votes To Withdraw From Paris Climate Agreement

As usual the media are not reporting the Neanderthal Tasmanian Liberals voted to  'call on the government to withdraw from the Paris climate change agreement'.

Sure, ignoring climate change is a crap idea but these are crap people. We are sure that was Tasmania's alleged 'environment minister' Elise Archer in Southern Cross Television's clip obediently vote to leave the Paris accord. From what we saw, the Liberals are total conformists when it comes to voting in front of their peers.

The comforting thing about the Neanderthal State Conference is the knuckle-draggers are still tearing themselves apart. They are divided on the GST, with Hungarian treasurer Josh Frydenberg believing the Tasmanian lie they are a booming economy and don't need more GST revenue than other states. We still maintain Frydenberg is a dual-national and knows it. Tasmania deserves to be whipped with the GST because they have shamelessly rorted the Australian taxpayer for decades. Look at how they collect $800 per shipping container with the Bass Strait freight subsidy with logs and woodchips stuffed in shipping containers?

On an overpopulated planet, the half-wit Liberals want to grow the Tasmanian population, but they don't know why. They believe 'more is more' but we guarantee most of their sober supporters don't want car jackings, home invasions and imported gang warfare. Incidentally, the Melbourne 'Sudanese gang problem' was caused by Liberal Philip Ruddock. Now the Victorian Liberals are out to blame anybody but their own party.

And of course the Liberals are divided on climate change. Isn't this why they had to get rid of Turnbull? All we can say to the lowest IQ politicians in Australia is 'keep at it phuktards'.

25 Sept 2018

Dutton Wants To Install Spyware On Mobile Phones


Today we read 'homeland security' minister Dutton is introducing a law that would install spyware on all mobile devices, potentially crashing the internet.
This is from somebody who is sitting in parliament illegally. Somebody who lied to parliament and breached the constitution by holding a pecuniary interest with the Commonwealth concerning his child care centres.
Dutton is possibly also a psychopath because he thinks flooding Pacific islands with rising sea levels is funny. 

 "Criminal syndicates and terrorists are increasingly misusing and, indeed, exploiting these technologies," Mr Dutton said in a speech last week introducing The Assistance and Access Bill 2018 to Parliament.

But isn't Duttons family trust a 'criminal syndicate' and didn't the LNP all obediently vote to enable Dutton to lie to parliament?

What about the big threat from a tax-exempt religion?
So what church or mosque does Islamic State go to anyway? They go to regular Sunni mosques because Peter Dutton's government insists they should be tax-exempt charities. This is a big lie because it's based on something that doesn't exist - 'beliefs' are not 'facts' yet Dutton's government is in the business of peddling belief over fact and then protecting us from the insane consequences.

10 Sept 2018

The Moral Disintegration Of The Australian Liberals

We are observing an interesting dynamic in Australian political life. The Liberals were fond of pointing out the revolving door effect in the Labor leadership during the Rudd-Gillard-Rudd era but now they have replicated it perfectly.

Greenpeace protest at Parliament House Monday September 10
There must be a cyclic weakness in the 'machine' of party politics that moves in one direction but then goes into reverse. We are not fans of the alternate government but do acknowledge that in a broken system the intelligent voter can only punish one lot of idiots by electing the other lot of idiots. Or vote informally.

Liberal Liars Ley and Henderson backflip on live sheep exports
In a way this was predictable, after-all the Libs are some of the lowest forms of life in Australia. Sheep torturing will continue thanks to just 2 votes from the 2 Liberal 'psychopaths' who pretended they cared about animals.

Dutton lies to parliament.
So he does favors for old mates and then tells parliament he doesn't know the old mates, then releases emails proving he does? His payoff is lying to parliament and getting away with it. Pathetic. No wonder Australia is phuked?
Dutton's list of helped mates gets longer - we predict he can never admit to corruption
Apparently Dutton tried to get jobs for 2 Queensland Police force mates with Australia's border security agency. We have seen this kind of denial before. Dutton will never admit to corruption of any kind. That sets-up an interesting situation. The Liberal Party will have to publicly embrace corruption or some other situation will end Dutton's career. 

30 Aug 2018

Inside The Global-Mark Certification Protection Racket

WHITE COLLAR CRIME. Now we know why Global Mark were in such a rush to certify the ex-Forestry Tasmania plantations. Some of the plantation estate were trees planted by Gunns on public land and allegedly stolen from mum and dad investors. Read the real story here.
More here.
Trevor is persistent.

Business certification group Global-Mark (GM) was founded in 2004 by French mechanical engineer Herve Michoux. By 2018 Global-Mark was certifying the entire Tasmanian logging industry as well as many other programs including plumbing, fire safety, training etc. GM are now players in the National Disability Insurance Scheme.

Herve Michoux
Herve Michoux made GM into a multinational company. GM are certifying Chinese manufactured products and have an office in Europe. Herve started the National Standards Development Organisation in Australia and has become a success story since arriving here 30 years ago.

The certification merry-go-round
Certification companies like GM are in turn certified by 'accreditation companies' such as Jas-ANZ  Responsible Wood and ASI who are responsible to the standard owners who are only responsible to themselves. For example, FSC claim to promote responsible management of forests, yet when have humans been able to manage anything responsibly, including themselves? These certification systems are just products without any legal basis and without real accountability.

Certification is a corporate protection racket in our view. It has replaced ethical and moral values and what was once called 'goodwill' with a lot of meaningless ticks and logos traded as commodities. Certification creates an official looking smokescreen behind which corruption can flourish.



Nepotism at Global-Mark


We found 5 people at Global-Mark with the surname 'Michoux'.  Benoit Michoux is probably Herve's brother and runs the French connection.

We believe Herve's wife Maria and daughters Laurent and Meilyn all work for GM at the North Ryde office.
It seems nepotism has spread to the staff with Tasmanian auditor Wayne Tibbits doing certification visits with alleged relative 'Jonathan Tibbits'. GM should award themselves a certificate for nepotism.

Certification fraud at Global-Mark

While investigating an alleged forged letter published by GM in relation to Reliance Forest Fibre, we discovered GM had issued multiple certificates to a company that legally didn't exist. Reliance Forest Fibre (RFF) was registered in the Cayman Islands in 2017, specifically to buy publicly-owned eucalypt plantations from the Tasmanian government. RFF then bought woodchip exporter Smartfibre and registered the entity with ASIC on March 16 2018. Unbelievably, Global-Mark published a full set of certificates online on March 6 2018 before RFF trading as Smartfibre had legally come into existence.

 

Global-Mark issued a set of certificates to RFF on March 6 which is the 'Certificate Last Update Date' and also the 'document creation date' in the document properties. That was 10 days before Reliance Forest Fibre trading as Smartfibre had became a legal trading entity in Australia. The set of fraudulent certificates is available here. 
In May Global-Mark issued the same set of certificates to RFF with different dates on them. They are on the GM website. 
GM also issued the same set of certificates to the previous owners of Smartfibre.
It's not possible to certify a company that doesn't exist so we call it 'fraud'. 

Why did this happen?
GM refused our requests for comment, so we can only surmise what they were doing: When large US corporation Global Forest Partners entered the Tasmanian logging industry using front company RFF, the cash registers were ringing so loudly at Global-Mark they failed to cover their tracks. What happened next shows why their certification is a scam, but it tells a deeper story.

In the 'gold standard' FSC system, we observed that resources and geographic sites rather than 'forest managers' and trading entities are being certified. Forestry companies change hands regularly and the Australian FSC system simply 'warehouses' certificates until a new owner appears and begins paying the certification fees. Certification is more about cash flow than standards or ethics. Certification fees are expensive with Global-Mark currently charging $2,000 per auditor day and $250 per hour for reviews.

The fees are a tax deduction for logging companies but in Tasmania they also buy you an auditor like Dr Wayne Tibbits. Tibbits is a logging insider with an alleged history of modifying eucalyptus trees. Tibbits failed to answer a series of questions pertaining to engineered trees and the FSC controlled wood standard in July 2018.
We tried a number of times to obtain a comment from Global-Mark and Dr Tibbits with no response. For this reason we do not engage in the FSC system or the other 'cash for certificates' schemes. FSC regards a palm oil plantation as a 'forest' when it is a 'crop'. The GM-certified plantations in Tasmania are crops not forests. This is why FSC is a fake system.

Corruption

Convict-based Tasmania is built on corruption. Their standard method is to use taxpayer funds to establish plantations, harvesting, freight subsidies etc, and then 'privatise' the profits through a company controlled by a 'mate'. The RFF-Tasmanian government deal follows this blueprint exactly. The corrupt Tasmanian government regularly awards contracts to companies that don't exist. Global-Mark knew they could fraudulently certify a non-existent company and get away with it. GM should certify their own corruption.
 

The Global-Mark tragedy unfolding in Tasmania.
The state flower of Tasmania is eucalyptus globulus or 'bluegum'. The flowers are the main food source of critically endangered swift parrots. Tasmania can have up to 100,000 hectares of bluegum plantations at any time, but thanks to people like Wayne Tibbits and Herve Michoux no parrots will ever feed in these plantations because the trees are sterile. Tibbits knows exactly why that is but refuses to talk about it. We doubt if Michoux has even been to Tasmania or ever been in an Australian native forest.

Global-Mark does not certify real bluegums like these

Tasmanians have learned that to get offside with this corrupt industry can have fatal consequences. Environmentalists have been murdered in Tasmania allegedly by the logging-obsessed government. Today, huge swathes of the island have been transferred to foreign forestry funds, all registered in tax havens. Australian-owned companies are minor players because the margins on woodchips to Asia are pathetically low making tax avoidance mandatory. GM should issue certificates for tax avoidance.

The only market for Tasmanian woodchips is Asia but the Asian market is also degrading the quality of life of every person and unborn person on the planet due to climate change. 
Michoux is certifying everything except the future of the planet, which is obviously insignificant to him or GM. They should issue certificates for pushing China's population over 2 billion people.

Tree plantations provide almost no employment for decades. So why is Herve Michoux's system locking-up Tasmania and transferring it to foreign ownership? Would Michoux do that to France or is he exploiting the low-IQ of Australian politicians? Global-Mark should issue certificates for destroying the Australian economy.

Michoux and Tibbits have inflicted a loss-loss situation onto Tasmania, Australia and the rest of the planet. The allegedly corrupt, self-serving, nepotic and anti-Australian operatives at Global-Mark financially benefit from degrading the quality of life for all Australians. The GM hypocrites charge hundreds if not thousands of companies for 'compliance' while they fail to comply with any ethical standards at all. Corporate certification is similar to the derivatives products that caused the last financial meltdown. How about a certificate for immoral corporate behavior?

If you are in business anywhere in the world don't waste your time and money on fake certification schemes peddled by Global-Mark.

Overpopulation, climate change and collapsing ecosystems will force human beings back to a simpler way of life. People will demand basic goods and services rather than imaginary products. Australian Aborigines lived here sustainably for 50 thousand years but now we have 'managed mass extinctions' often certified by GM. Australian forests evolved over millennia with no 'foresters' and with no infantile certification ticks peddled by corporate parasites like Global-Mark.

24 Aug 2018

Today The Psychopath Party Elected A Leader


As the Great Barrier Reef dies and Australia is smashed by climate change, then treasurer Scott Morrison bought a lump of coal into parliament so members of the the LNP (Liberal National Psychopaths) could admire it and fondle it.
Now the Psychopath Party have elected him and Josh Frydenberg as PM and deputy.

Let's not forget one of the persistent architects of Malcolm Turnbull's downfall was Tasmanian senator Eric Abetz, a man who represents just 0.18% of the Australian electorate. Abetz has spent his whole time in the senate undermining Australia, selling our land to a hostile foreign power and working towards creating a superstition-riddled, medieval theocracy in Australia. These people never act in the national interest because they are probably psychopaths.
According to Morrison's Wikipedia page he is a follower of 'Pentecostalism'
although he has 2 daughters conceived by IVF. Does that put him on the same page as Erich Abetz? We don't know and don't care because we think 'science' is running everything and people acting on 'faith' alone are a danger to the rest of us. Imagine a 'faith based defense force'? Rubbish isn't it?

17 Aug 2018

12 Aug 2018

Abortion Scandal Caused By Hodgman's Top Adviser

UPDATE The Payout and Confidentiality Agreement
Cricket Tasmania has backed-down from a Federal Court case they would have lost and paid Angela Williamson an undisclosed sum.
Given this was caused by Premier Hodgman, why did Cricket Tasmania use it's members money to prop-up the bizarre religious dogma of Hodgmans Party? Or did the money actually come from Hodgman hidden as a 'grant'? This is corrupt Tasmania after all?

The 'Tasmanian Abortion Sacking' Was Caused By Will Hodgman's Top
Adviser 6 Months Ago
Inside Tasmania discovered the sacking of Angela Williamson was caused by
Premier Will Hodgman's principal adviser Martine Haley's fake Twitter and Facebook accounts.
The ABC broke this story in March 2018.
"A chief Liberal adviser used a fake online account in an apparent attempt to have a woman reprimanded by her employer for speaking out about a lack of abortion services in Tasmania".
"Documents showed the email account was even used to send photos of a woman's comments on Twitter about abortion to her employer". 
This must have been the Angela Williamson case or is Hodgman's government so demented they have been destroying other womens lives as well? 
Did Martine Haley do the anti-abortion trolling while in Hodgman's office and was she being paid by the taxpayer to do it? That's easy to find out. 
Will Hodgman is looking more and more incompetent and psychopathic (slit your wrists) every day. Last week we revealed Hodgman's father Michael Hodgman failed to report the Hutchins School pedophile ring to police.

Photo Paul Scrambler The Examiner

Health Minister Ferguson, Lets Talk About Abortion
We have seen media reports about how Tasmania does not have abortion clinics because apparently you don't believe in abortion. In our idiotic political system there is supposed to be a line between church and state but we all know it doesn't exist.

Lets have a 'theological discussion'?
You are on record saying 'make your pollies feel uncomfortable' about abortion. OK, lets do just that? You claim to be 'Christian' yet the 'Bible' doesn't even mention the word 'abortion'. If 'abortion' is important to Christians then why isn't it in the Bible?
Obviously, there has been some real manipulation regarding what Christians are being told to believe. It appears all rational discussion is being suppressed by over-zealous people identifying as 'Christian'.

Just like 'abortion', there are no kangaroos or emus in the Bible, yet they are on the Australian coat of arms.
This appears to be because the people who wrote the Bible didn't know the Australian continent existed. Yet those writers claimed to be either inspired by or recording the 'word of God'. Therefore, 'God' had a good reason for not telling them other continents existed. Which raises two interesting points. God was either protecting the Australian continent from invaders, or didn't think they should know about Australia at all.

Lets expand on those 2 points? If God thought Australia must remain unknown, then why are you a health minister in Australia? Shouldn't you be a health minister somewhere mentioned by God in the Bible?
If God was trying to protect the Australian continent from invaders (like yourself) then why are you defying the 'word of God' by living here?

So according to the Bible you are defying the 'word of God'. As well as that, you have taken it on yourself to condemn a medical procedure even though you are not a doctor and the Bible does not even mention it.

The point I am making is that these are all your contradictions. They don't even exist in the 'real world'. You are projecting your unsubstantiated delusions onto the very people you claim to 'represent'. Do you even know what your job is or do you just invent some feverish apparition and start to enforce it?

We are surrounded by technology and today people demand to have rational explanations of events and ideas. You have provided no rational explanation of your ideas on abortion at all. You may as well be health minister in Disneyland.

11 Aug 2018

Coal Mining Uses Huge Amounts of Electricity - The Liberal Lawyers Are Lying Again

electric dragline removing overburden

The Liberal Lawyers like Abbott, Turnbull and Frydenberg are lying about coal mining. Along with their corrupt Queensland LNP partners they are out to mislead the Australian public.

This sucker uses 27 megawatts of power

Draglines and overburden conveyor bridges used in coal mining are the largest vehicles on Earth and use huge amounts of electricity. In the early days switching-on a dragline would black-out half of Queensland. The Krupp Bagger 288 consumes 16.56 megawatts of electricity continuously.

In Australia this power comes from the network mix of generators including the Snowy Mountains, rooftop solar, Hydro Tasmania and fossil fuel-powered generators.

The proposed Adani Carmichael mine will supply Indian power plants with electricity for up to 100 million people. It has nothing to do with Australian domestic consumption.

IS TURNBULL KEEPING POWER PRICES HIGH TO GET NEW COAL MINES OPENED?
Australia has enough electric capacity for our domestic needs but the Liberal Lawyers have to export the coal to repay debt. That's the real situation. All of the 'developed' nations are drowning in debt and have mortgaged themselves centuries into the future.

Have a look at the 3 'debt clocks' on our links above to see how catastrophic this debt has become. It's also why interest rates are held low and people's savings earn zilch.

The government orders government department the Reserve Bank to hold interest rates low so the government doesn't use 100% of your taxes to pay interest on loans. (forget the principle they're busting their guts to just pay interest)

British-born lawyer Tony Abbott probably wants to use the revenue from projects like Carmichael to repay government debt. That is debt signed-off by politicians like Tony Abbott, not the 'mums and dads' of Australia. The horrendous consequence of this insane thinking is that suddenly hundreds of millions of Indians can continue reproducing to increase their current 1.3 billion people. Already billions of Asians have destroyed the Earth's climate producing astronomical amounts of greenhouse gases.

Australia is run by incompetent lawyers who refuse to acknowledge cause and effect. All we need to remember in Australia when their mouths are moving is one word - DEBT. Lawyer Malcolm Turnbull's 'pumped hydro' is just 'pumping shit uphill'. That's his best thinking.

Developed nations are going to have to default on all debt or face annihilation at the hands of an Asian-altered climate.

31 Jul 2018

Watching The Liberal Lawyers Bungle Forestry In Tasmania

The Liberal Party are composed almost entirely of lawyers. You could call it a 'cabal'. The Australian public have finally realised the cabal has no basic concept of reality and responds in an ad-hoc and reactive manner.

The Liberal Lawyers are actually a 'Climate Change positive feedback loop'. As droughts, bushfires and catastrophic weather events smash Australia's bottom line, the cabal react by logging more forests, clearing more land, mining more coal and growing the population to compete with India and China. The Liberals main drivers are greed, paranoia and stupidity. (in that order)

UNPACKING THE LIBERAL LAWYERS
The heart of an Australian lawyers' education is the maintenance of a colonial hereditary monarchy. Added-on are the contradictory ideas of 'equal opportunity', 'anti-discrimination' and freedom of speech and religion. As a result of their illogical training, an Australian lawyer believes in the intellectual equivalent of the Easter Bunny. They cannot tolerate critical analysis because they know they are just intellectual frauds.
A Liberal Lawyers thinking is based-on layers of 'privilege and entitlement' rather than layers of 'cause and effect'. No wonder they are a hilarious but devastating train wreck in slow motion?

THE 2018 LIBERAL FORESTRY BUNGLES
1. Neville Smith Forest Products (NSFP) sells a woodchip loading facility to a Cayman Islands-registered shelf company (RFF) so NSFP can build another woodchip loading facility, only to be blocked by an industrial fish farming company. The Liberals thought this was an issue for the companies to sort-out. They couldn't.
We predict questionable FSC certification company Global-Mark will transfer the Smartfibre controlled wood certificates to both NSFP and RFF.

2. Hodgman funds Hermal Group to manufacture CLTP (cross laminated timber panels) from Forico's pulp wood plantations.
Premier Hodgman gave wealthy Victorian Ron Goldschlager $13 million and a $30 million loan to kick off the project. Remember, Forico's 'genetically enhanced' nitens were developed over a 20 year period specifically to make paper. Nobody has ever made CLTP from pulpwood trees.
3 months later, the Tasmanian Liberal Cartel got UTAS (University of Tasmania) to issue a research grant to see if it's possible to make CLTP from pulpwood. Will Hodgman handed over $43 million before knowing if pulpwood trees can make CLTP.
The above screengrab is from the semi-literate UTAS research proposal. And UTAS is an institution of higher learning WTF?


Barnett, Goldschlager, Hodgman
WHY DOESN'T RON GOLDSCHLAGER MAKE PANELS FROM RECYCLED PAPER OR IS THAT TOO MUCH IN THE NATIONAL INTEREST?

3. Realising they can't export woodchips from anywhere in Southern Tasmania, the Liberal Lawyers hire Evan Rolley, alleged Labor head of Paul Lennons office, ex-CEO of Forestry Tasmania and accomplished forestry pyrotechnics expert. Rolley is also alleged to have bought Ta Ann to Tasmania, after studying with Hamed Sepawi at the ANU in 1974.
A month has passed and no Southern woodchip port is announced. Maybe Rolley will never announce it? One thing that ties Barnett and Rolley is their love of secrecy. Rolley has had TV docos suppressed and Barnett would sell the whole of Tasmania to China if he thought nobody was watching.

4. Liberals award a lucrative contract to a company that does not exist, which then goes broke. 'Majestic Timbers' was not even registered with ASIC when is supposedly won a 'contract' to export timber and woodchips in containers.  Now their phone is disconnected and their staff are unpaid.

Guy Barnett (who looks like he is experiencing deep existential pain) was so impressed by Rolley he hires him to the board of 'Private Forests Tasmania' which believe it or not is a government department. (Don't you love living on an island where hardly anyone understands English?) What an excellent appointment, but wouldn't Rolley better serve as 'Special Minister For Denying Forestry Caused Devil Facial Tumor Disease'? This is a theory that won't go away, so who better to manager it than expert in wine, forestry, shipping, dairying and plywood Evan Rolley? Evan Rolley is so talented in so many fields he could be the next Liberal Premier of Tasmania.