We know November 14 is Queen LaLa's birthday because she told us all on TV. She's a Scorpio just like Prince Charles the unelected heir to the Brit throne who shares her birthday. So why have we called Lala 'The Queen of the
Bogans'? A recognised bogan trait is 'limited education'. LaLa has really hit the bogan motherload there presiding over the biggest collection of uneducated, illiterate bogans on the Australian continent. She does a wonderful job of ensuring Tasmanians are poisoned and disenfranchised whenever a bogan wants to dig-up boganite or smash some ancient forest to pulp in the factory LaLa has been building for 8 years but doesn't exist. Basically Lala is a fuckwit. She has elevated the tiny 1% of the Tasmanian workforce involved in logging to a lifestyle of incredible wealth. To do this she has closed police stations, hospitals and schools. Bogans are meat heads who live on cholesterol and LaLa has the ground covered there as well. Not only does she preside over Australia's unhealthiest demographic but she hauls around a Kenworth load of cholesterol herself. Our biggest criticism of Queen LaLa is that she is corrupt. She's a lawyer for fuck sake so she does know the difference between honesty and corruption. Yet Lala has grown corruption like shower scum right across the Tasmanian public service. She was a loyal Paul Lennon minister and since then Queen Lala has changed nothing in Tasmania She has also been either a minister, treasurer, deputy premier or premier for 8 years. If there is anything wrong with Tasmania blame LaLa.
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